Corporate Casual™
Finally, a font capable of saying:
- "mandatory compliance training"
- "children's birthday party"
- "urgent shareholder notice"
New 2.0
Welcome to the future of typographic regret
Introducing Comic Sans 2™ Ultra Professional Enterprise Edition Pro Max - the font experience experts are calling:
- "Please stop."
- "Legally concerning."
- "An event."
Windows • Mac • Web • Your Soul
- 17% More Curves
- 43% Less Readability
- Certified "Visionary" by absolutely nobody
AI-Powered Kerning
Our proprietary machine learning model randomly moves letters around for "creative energy."
Example:
This
is
premium
typography
Trusted by Serious Organizations
- The Department of Vibes
- Unlicensed Chiropractors International
- Crypto churches
- Three guys named Kevin
Customer Testimonials
"My entire design team resigned."
- Anonymous Creative Director
"The cease and desist arrived before the font finished downloading."
- Beta Tester #4
"I used Comic Sans 2 on my resume and now I live in the woods."
- Former Marketing Intern
FAQ
- Q: Is this legally safe?
- A: Absolutely not.
- Q: Is this a real font?
- A: Emotionally, yes.
- Q: Why does the download button open 14 popups?
- A: Immersion.
- Q: Why is everything blinking?
- A: Innovation.
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If you're not sued within 30 days, we'll refund your shame.
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